Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Wednesday is Here!

It is written; IF I SAY, 'I WILL FORGET MY

COMPLAINT, I WILL CHANGE MY EXPRESSION,
AND SMILE.' ( JOB 9:27 * NIV )

Dear  Friend,
We all have days when we feel overwhelmed
with life's many problems. However complaining about
then doesn't change a thing!

So why not smile instead of complain, for it is said; "Smile
and the whole World smiles with you, frown and you frown
alone!"

Now what better way to find a smile than to laugh with
joy. So enjoy today's message, and let it be said; OUR
MOUTHS WERE FILLED WITH LAUGHTER, OUR
TONGUES WITH SONGS OF JOY. For; THE LORD
HAS DONE GREAT THINGS FOR US, AND WE
ARE FILLED WITH JOY. ( PSALM 126:2-3 )


Therefore, today's message is one that was
sent to us by one of our Dear Subscribers. It will not only
cause a laugh or two, it may try your Bible knowledge a
little as well! It is titled:

"Smiles From The Bible"

Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A: Ruthless

Q: What do they call Pastor's in Germany?
A: German Shepherd's.

Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was
in liquidation.

Q: What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile
and drew out a little Prophet.

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Fury.

David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also,
probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in
one Accord.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson. He brought the house down.

Q: Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in
the Bible?
A: Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q: Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A: The area around Jordan. The banks were always
overflowing.

Q: Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A: David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.

Now who knew the Bible was so full of puns and jokes?
I hope you have enjoyed!

Enjoy your  day and have a chuckle, and do not forget  God
wants us to enjoy our life but most of all He wants us to enjoy His
nearnes of Him.  God Bless and have a great day.

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1 comment:

carolyn said...

these made me smile, thanks. hope you have a happy day. glad to see you and glad to be home.