Monday, April 12, 2010

What a Great Day this is in Virginia

Thought I would share this with everyone this morning.


HEAVEN'S ENTRANCE EXAM



A man dies and goes to Heaven. Saint Peter

meets him at the Pearly Gates and says, "Ok,

here's how it works. You need 100 points to

make it into Heaven. You tell me all the good

things you've done, and I'll award you a certain

number of points for each item, depending on

how good it was. When you reach 100 points,

you get in."

"Okay," the man says... "I was married to the

same woman for 50 years and never once

cheated on her, even in my heart."

"That's wonderful," says Saint Peter, "That's

worth three points!" "Three points?" he asks.



"Well, I attended church all my life and

supported its ministry with my tithes and service."

"Terrific!" says Saint Peter, "That's certainly

worth a point." "One point?!!

Hey, I started a soup kitchen in my city and

worked in a shelter for homeless veterans!"

"Fantastic, that's good for two more points, "

Saint Peter says.

"Two points?!!" the man cries.



"At this rate, the only way I'm going to get

into Heaven is by the Grace of God!"

"Bingo, 100 points! Come on in."